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Author Marcia Kreutzmann is the second child of William Kreutzmann and Janice Shaughnessy. Born in Palo Alto, California in 1960, her parents divorced in 1966 and she grew up in her mother's homeland of Biloxi, Mississippi, For more than ten years, Marcia straddled, sometimes unsuccessfully, the two very different worlds of the conservative Deep South and counterculture California.

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By Betty Eilerman on July 21, 2017 This is a "down to earth", real remembrance of how it was to grow up in a complex family, ...

The Rattlesnake Chronicles

Schmitty, keeper of the Von Schmidt monument

by B. T. Raven

Greg, a sucker for roadside points of historical interest, saw no choice but to stop at the Von Schmidt monument high in the Mojave and in the dead of night.

The  monument itself was not by the road but at the end of a pathway overgrown with greasewood and ocotillo. A flashlight would have been handy. Greg and Rolex T. Watchdog wandered the path to read the monument by matchlight.

The two were stopped cold in their tracks on the return trip along the trail, by the warning from a rattlesnake somewhere in the bush. They inched along and eventually reached the truck.

Greg put on the high beams to see what he could see, which turned out to be a giant Mojave Green rattlesnake only a few feet from the vehicle, coiled and suspicious of the two night visitors.

Schmitty was the self-appointed guardian of the Von Schmidt Monument, well fed apparently on the remains of the historically curious.

Allexey W. Von Schmidt was hired by California in the 1870s to establish a for-sure border between California and Nevada, so that folks would know whether it was legal to go whoring and gambling in any particular vicinity.

Pit Stop perils

 by Marcia Kreutzmann

Never take a rattlesnake for granite. 

He blended into the granite perfectly, I didn't even see him until it was almost too late.

Greg and I were canoeing  Hell Hole reservoir to our destination, the boat-in campsite for a three-day adventure.

Halfway up the large lake, we landed on a rocky point. I needed to make a pit stop and chose a large jumble of granite boulders.  I headed for a secluded spot behind the largest boulder.

 I never made it.

There must be a deep memory in our DNA for survival, or I had watched enough old Wagon Train episodes on TV, for when I heard the rattle sound, there was no conscious thought needed. I had been over by the crevice and now I was suddenly next to Greg whimpering urgently, "there's a rattlesnake right there."  I moved so fast, even my fear couldn't catch up,

 His sunning rudely interrupted, Mr. Diamondback slithered into the crevice and disappeared. He was sorely pissed off at almost getting pissed on.

Had I hiked up my hiking skirt and squatted, I wouldn't be here today to tell you this exciting story.

 Cute as a bug, deadly as a viper.  by B. T. Raven

Somewhere in Arizona, west of Phoenix, north of Interstate 10, an old mining camp proved irresistible to Greg the desert rat.

Most of the artifacts were bean cans, rusty cable and sheet tin, but Greg spotted something of interest on the desert floor.

It was rusty and round, about the size of a large bagel. Rolex the watchdog was circumspect, but Greg was curious, bending over the object to get a closer look.

That was when he realized he was looking at a  coiled, baby rattlesnake, too young  to have rattles but acting like he did.

Greg retired from the vicinity even quicker than that lady who likes to piddle on slithery type characters up at Hell Hole.

Posted 7/25/2017

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